OKAY-
this has been on my mind for quite some time now! You see, I spend so much time in the drive-thru line at my neighborhood Starbucks (just kiddding mom- although not really), that I have begun to notice a few things... a few things that really
bother me, and I therefore would like to propose that Starbucks (an over-priced, addicting, calorie-busting, time-wasting, great-smelling, yummy, mood-altering coffee house)
do something about it's drive-thru. You know, maybe they could post a sign at the start of the drive-thru regarding
proper drive-thru etiquette! Here's what I propose:
*Please be courteous and observe a
first-to-get-to-the-end-of-the-line-gets-to-go-first policy(our line comes in from 2 different sides, and I can't tell you how many times I've been "cut" in front of!)
*Pay close attention to the vehicle in front of you and follow at a distance of at least, but no more than (in other words
exactly) 5 feet.
*Be sure to move forward within 2 seconds or less from the time the car in front of you moves.
*No talking, texting or otherwise
messing with your cell phone while in the drive-through line.
*No turning around to fiddle with, yell at, talk to, or help your child in any way, shape or form.
*No messing with your DVD player- if your kids aren't happy that's
your problem- don't make it anyone else's.
*No changing your order.
*No complicated orders (just order what I do- a venti decaf. sugar-free vanilla breve latte- easy)
*Do not stop to rid your car of every piece of trash in it at the overflowing, too-small-of-an-opening garbage can that is
conveniently placed
just past the drive-thru window when others that
do not already have their coffee like you do are still waiting!
*Do not take time to
chat with the overly-friendly, overly-cheery members of the Starbucks staff- they DO NOT REALLY LIKE YOU- they are simply trying to distract you while they desperately try to catch up on their orders. And definitely do not engage them once you have received your order- remember, others
behind you are still waiting and may be easily angered.
*Have your form of payment ready
before you ever even enter the drive-thru line.
*Do not let your pets interfere with your ability to perform any of the above actions- or children or spouses for that matter.
*Most importantly***Take a look in your rear-view mirror, and if you see
ME in it, then kindly
GET OUT OF MY WAY!!!***I would LOVE to hear your Starbucks stories- leave me a comment!