Monday, April 20, 2009

TMI but IDC cuz IGO...

Just in case you don't speak teenager, that stands for: too much information, but I don't care, cuz I'm getting old!!! Still doesn't make any sense does it?! Let me explain- have you ever noticed how your husband and kids seem to have something physically wrong with them from the minute they get out of bed until the minute the lights go out, and sometimes even ALL night long?? I don't know, maybe it's just my family, but imagine that times 8 because that's the number of people I have around me complaining! As you might imagine, that can get old PDQ- that's pretty darn quick;-)



I try to be sympathetic, really I do, but more often than not, there's either absolutely nothing that I can do about it, or there's not really anything wrong. And so often, it's the same complaint, and I just have to wonder how they think I'm going to respond ANY differently to Mom, I have a headache than my normal go take some advil! I mean REALLY!! REALLY!!

And why do they not understand that there are some things that we as mortals just have to endure. Our bodies are not perfect, and sometimes we just have to suck it up!!!



And that brings me to the TMI part of my post. You see, I am so sick of listening to everyone else complain when I have just as many problems, if not more cuz I AM getting old, as everyone else around me, that I'm now going to make use of some Blog Therapy! So here goes...

My head aches, my belts too tight, my big butt shakes from left to right, my skirts too long, my afro's gone... remember that one?!? Sorry, I just had to indulge in that old gradeschool song! I told you I was getting old!

But seriously, I really do have aching joints, my vision is going downhill quicker than I care to admit, I seem to have a hard time hearing whiny mumbling voices, my back hurts, I have wrinkles, I have to suck in my stomach all day long, I DO have a big butt, my feet are cracked, I have toenail fungus, I have a pain in my neck (make that 7 pains!), I'm tired, I'm stressed, I have suffered through mastitis several times this year, I have a cold, I have carpal tunnel, my throat hurts, my nose is runny, and I try VERY hard to keep it all to myself!!!! TYVM and NIFB!!! (Thank you very much and now I feel better!)

1 comment:

Momma said...

I so have to laugh at your post. I am in the same boat, although I only have 5 kids (I had triplets though, so maybe I get some extra points?). It is a hoot that my family expects me to fix everything from a headache to world hunger...all while I am trying to keep myself and our home from crashing and burning! I feel your pain, sister!

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